harder than it looks

That's what he said. hahahah

I was thinking about actually starting up a blog, like a real one, not one that I start when I'm drunk or weepy or self indulgent. Like, a REAL one. I thought I'd erase everything I've written before and make a new blog name and be creative and cute and smart. But, it's harder than it looks, people! Everything good and funny is taken and I'm stuck with something completely asstastic.

It doesn't help that all I can think about when I was thinking of blog names, in addition to thinking about my split ends, was how I felt like a total dickwad making up something so irreverant. It was like being on Match.com. Have you ever trolled Match? It is so super duper depressing. Every now and then, I like to secretly check Match.com to see if anyone I know is on there. Every now and then I'll find a gem, but most of the time it's a bunch of strangers, but it's so sad that I just want to cry. Everyone has these names like "single again" and "back in the saddle" and "third time's a charm" and I just can't handle it.

So, here's what y'all get. I think I've randomly posted a couple things on here already, I made up this name at some point in my past and well, I'm stuck with it. I promise it'll get better.